Recruitment Call

Will you join us?
You will toil and labour,
Build world renowned projects
Whilst you lose your children.
You can’t grow stronger than us
But you’ll be just fine
You’ll get your daily bread
You’ll have clothes on your back
There’ll be a place for you to lay your head
But you can’t break free
You will serve us with your mind
Serve with your strength
Serve with all your energy
There’s no opportunity for a break time
It’s work all the time
Family takes the backseat
Sounds good?
Sign up to Egypt (slavery by demons) today!

Free sex, anyway, anytime, anywhere!
Even better, with anyone or anything!
Our offer is straightforward- sexual immorality with no hindrance.
Give expression to any wild sexual fantasies you have,
No holds barred, we have lots of options.
Meet pornography- don’t want to get into the act, yet enjoy the emotions? We got you!
Here’s masturbation- for the brave and lonely: explore yourself, pleasure yourself without the help of anyone else,
We have toys, pornographic videos, stories and even some manga/anime:
There’s a wide plethora of choices and all you need is just a little space, no wild setup.
Will you rather prefer fornication?
You like the people effect but without the commitment and honor right?
This one comes in various shapes – friends with benefits, cohabitation, lesbianism, homosexuality, etc;
The flavor is yours to choose.
If you’ll prefer adultery too, you’ll have flavors: open marriage, polygamy, polyandry, cheating, etc.;
We have lots of vacancies and no entry requirements whatsoever.
All you need is to start.
We’ll provide all the tools you’ll need to get promoted:
Our promotion rates are the fastest in the market.
Sign up today to Sodom & Gomorrah (sexual immorality)!

We are honorable and wealthy,
We are brilliant, highly educated and trained.
Professionals in their own right:
There are no limitations, no consecrations.
Eat what you want, worship gold, be proud of your achievements.
Constantly recruiting, we will wait for years just to get you,
You don’t need to recognize Jehovah; you are enough!
Your smarts, experience, education, exposure and network are all you need.
We’ll serve you the best of the best from the king’s table:
All you need to do is turn your back and compromise just a teeny-weeny bit.
You’ll get a new name, a new identity, as one dedicated to the good things of life.
Our organisation is full of all the big men you crave to be or meet: governors, judges, advisers, treasurers, etc.
Be proud of what your hands have built & your mind has accomplished,
There’s nothing sacred or separated onto holy use; everything goes!
We use whatever we want, anyhow we want it and whenever we want it, because we can!
Won’t you rather join this den of riches & glory?
Get started today in Babylon after just a few sessions of training.

Is it not tiring seeking your daily bread, living loose, & trying to hoard riches?
Will you not rather go from strength to strength as you fulfil the purpose for which you are on earth?
Experience the dwelling of the most high God who is good amongst all?
Here, you don’t do things on your own: your love restricts you.
You don’t fight for yourself: you maintain the victory won for you.
Suffering is a key aspect of our proceedings & yet it only builds character in you.
Our offer is for the things that money, fame and popularity can never buy:
Peace, gentleness, kindness, self-control, love, joy, long-suffering, faithfulness
Aren’t you tired of crying every night over the same mistakes and hurts?
Won’t you rather walk in faithfulness rather than carry the guilt of cheating?
Doesn’t it make you feel good when you can help someone and genuinely hope for nothing in return?
What about controlling that terrible appetite for bloodshed, food, and bringing evil to others?
Can you go another day without experiencing true and uninhibited love?
Will you want to trust and be unmovable regardless of the challenges that come?
In our kingdom, we don’t live for ourselves; we live for our King and for our neighbours.
Love is our language and our motivation.
Our greatest accomplishments are alignments with the King’s ultimate plan.
Our reward and promotion plans are very strict and yet fulfilling.
Time is just the beginning of where our work and influence starts.
We think and operate as beings that will leave time into eternity
Want to join us?
Come to Zion.

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If you’ll want to follow through and join Zion, find a quiet space that you can spend at least the next five minutes genuinely asking our King to come to you.

If you haven’t ever prayed in your life before, you can pray along the prayer below

Hi Jesus, it’s me (your name). I know now that you love me. I can see that you can solve (your problem) and that’s why I have come. But I know you can do more than solve my problem. I want this relationship with you that’s real, which Mimi talks about. I also want to experience you so that I can stand regardless of what happens in my life. Teach me your ways and your will. Show me all that I must suffer because of you. Most importantly, strengthen me to remain standing for you even when everyone else around me runs away. Come into my heart, break it and give me a heart of flesh that you can work with. Thank you for giving me a new life. Direct me henceforth. In Jesus’ name I pray, amen.

Commitment Prayer 🙏

I am very excited that you prayed and received Christ into your life. Now you’ll need to receive some tutoring and discipleship to help you better lean in to Jesus. Jesus doesn’t disrespect protocol, so though He will teach you some things himself, he has also positioned people in his body who will teach you some other things. Please reach out to me and let’s talk about your decision and discuss options for where you can go to be planted with other believers.

Please schedule a time for us to speak here.

God bless you and keep you!!!!

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